SCP-5403

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Footnotes

Item #: SCP-5403
일련번호 #: SCP-5403

Object Class: Euclid Neutralized (see Addendum 5403-4)
등급: 유클리드(Euclid) 무효화됨(Neutralized) (부록 5403-4 참조할 것)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5403 has been removed from all civilian databases. Foundation webcrawler ALPHA-03-TYCHO is to monitor web traffic for SCP-5403-relevant keywords.
특수 격리 절차: SCP-5403은 모든 민간 데이터베이스에서 제거되었다. 재단 웹크롤러 알파-03-티코는 SCP-5403 관련 키워드에 대한 웹 트래픽을 모니터링한다.

Archived Containment Procedures (last updated 09/12/1998):
보존된 격리 절차 (마지막 업데이트 일시 09/12/1998):
SCP-5403's IP address has been rendered inaccessible via standard internet providers, with any unauthorized access redirecting users to the default front page for its hosting service.
SCP-5403의 IP 주소는

Efforts to disable SCP-5403 entirely are ongoing. STF Chi-11 ("Don't Like Don't Read")¹ are to execute weekly DDoS attacks on the address, and continue to monitor its content and report any unusual fluctuations in activity. Communication with SCP-5403 is to be attempted when deemed necessary by Site-15 directors. If content posted on SCP-5403 is an information security risk, compromised researchers below Level 4 clearance are to be administered Class-A amnestics and transferred to another team. Under no circumstances should STF Chi-11 be disbanded.
SCP-5403의 완전한 비활성화를 위한 노력은 계속 진행되고 있다. STF 카이-11 ("안 좋아하면 읽지 마")²는 매주 해당 주소에 DDos(디도스) 공격을 시행하고, 내용을 계속 모니터링하고 비정상적인 활동 변동을 보고해야 한다. SCP-5403과의 의사소통은 제15기지 관리 감독관이 허가할 때만 시도해야 한다. 만약 SCP-5403에 정보 보안 위협이 수반되는 내용이 포함되었을 경우, 4등급 보안인가를 가진 compromised 연구원은 A등급 기억소거제가 투입되고 다른 팀으로 전근 조치된다. 어떠한 경우에도 STF Chi-11은 해체되지 않는다.

After review by the Ethics Committee, members of STF Chi-11 are permitted to request voluntary transfer after a minimum of two weeks.
윤리 위원회의 검토 후, STF 카이-11 구성원들은 최소 2주가 지난 후에 자진 이직 요청이 가능하다.

Description: SCP-5403 is a website accessible at the address www.g███████.com/██████/MyFandationWorld. Attempts at tracing the website's IP address have yielded invalid results; evidence³ suggests that an artificial intelligence or some other sapient, non-biological entity is responsible for the site's content.
설명: SCP-5403은 주소 www.g███████.com/██████/MyFandationWorld.로 접근 할 수 있는 웹사이트이다. 웹사이트 IP 주소를 추적하려 시도하면 잘못된 결과가 발생했다. 연구 결과

SCP-5403 has displayed the capacity to access comprehensive audiovisual surveillance of the Foundation through unknown means. The content of the site exclusively relates to observations derived from this surveillance. Despite the scope of SCP-5403's surveillance capabilities, it does not demonstrate awareness of its classification and containment by the Foundation.
SCP-5403은 알 수 없는 수단을 통해 재단

SCP-5403 is similar to a weblog in structure, including a "guestbook" where visitors can post public messages. These messages may be responded to by SCP-5403, deleted, or simply displayed without comment.
SCP-5403은 방문자들이 공개 메세지를 쓸 수 있는 "게스트 북"을 포함한 웹블로그 구조와 비슷하다. 이러한 메세지들은 SCP-5403이 대답해주거나, 삭제하거나, 혹은 답글이 없는 상태로 표시된다.

The posts made on SCP-5403 vary in content. The majority (approximately eighty-five percent) consist of commentary on current events relating to Foundation interests. SCP-5403 has not displayed the capacity to affect Foundation infrastructure directly, but it appears to have a vested interest in breaches of containment. Commentary posted on SCP-5403 is occasionally accompanied by photographic footage; metadata analysis shows that these photos do not originate from Foundation surveillance infrastructure.
SCP-5403의 게시물 내용은 다양하다. 주로 (대략 85퍼센트 정도는)

The remainder of SCP-5403’s content is highly derivative in nature, generally presented in the format of a narrative. These narratives often depict Foundation personnel engaging in excessively dramatized and unprofessional behavior.

Addendum 5403-1: Since the formation of STF Chi-11 ("Don't Like Don't Read"), SCP-5403 has fixated almost exclusively on its members. Due to the high stress levels reported by STF Chi-11 and other personnel made aware of SCP-5403's nature, the Ethics Committee has permitted staff referenced in its posts to record personal notes regarding their mention in this documentation.
부록 5403-1: STF 카이-11("안 좋아하면 읽지 마")에게 받은 정보에선, SCP-5403은 거의 직원들에게만 집착했다. STF 사이-11과 SCP-5403의 성격을 알고 있는 다른 직원들이 보고한 높은 스트레스 수준 때문에, 윤리 위원회는 직책에서 언급한 직원들이 본 문서에 언급된 개인 메모를 기록할 수 있도록 허용했다.

Addendum 5403-2: The following is a log of excerpts from SCP-5403's posts, presented with commentary from the personnel discussed, if applicable.
부록 5403-2: 다음 내용은 SCP-5403의 게시물에서 발췌한 일지로, 해당되는 경우 논의된 담당자의 논평과 함께 제시된다.

+ Archived data: SCP-5403

- Access Granted

Image included with post, alt text "Neko Bright >.<(네코 브라이트 >.<)".
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xX~Welcome To My FanDation~Xx

xX~내 팬데이션에 온걸 환영해~Xx

on 08/17/1998, 12:04

1988년 8월 17일, 12:04
Haiii~
안녀어어엉~
Welcome to my corner of the web! =(^.^)= I made this fanpage to talk about teh SCP foundation > and how cool it is!!! I watch it every day and i think dr. Bright is a TOTAL HOTTIE!!!!!!! *nosebleeds*
네 웹 코너에 온걸 환영해! =(^.^)= SCP 재단 얘기를 하려고 이 팬 페이지를 만들었고 > SCP 재단이란거 말이야 정말 멋진거 같아!!! 난 매일 재단을 지켜보고 있고 브라이트가 박사가 존나 섹시하다고 생각하고 있어!!!!!!! *코피흘림*
It's sooooo obvi that he and Clef-sama are soulmates xD even if bright-sama is a tsundere sometimes >w< ClefxBright is sooooooo smexy they're so kawaii together
브라이트와 클레프-사마가 영혼의 단짝이란건 저어어어엉말 확실해 xD 비록 브라이트-사마가 종종 츤데레긴 하지만 >w< 클레프x브라이트는 저어어어어엉말 smexy 둘이 있을땐 정말 귀엽다니깐
This page is still under construction but i'll post some smexy slashfic soon ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ ALL UR YAOIZ ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!1! haterz back off
이 페이지는 아직 완성되진 않았지만 곧 smexy 컾링 팬픽을 올릴거야 ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ
…I'm totally addicted to scp xDDDDDD
…나 완전 SCP에 중독된거 같아 xDDDDDD

Note: Six minutes after the post above was uploaded, Foundation webcrawlers isolated the address and automatically alerted Site-15 to a possible BK-Class "Broken Masquerade" scenario due to the extremely high keyword density. Emergency World Wide Web Suppression Protocol α-KALYPTO was enacted successfully, and no civilian information leak occurred.
메모: 위의 게시물이가 업로드 된지 6분이 지나고, 재단 웹크롤러들이 주소를 격리했고 극도로 높은 키워드 밀도로 인해 BK-클래스 "부서진 가장무도회" 시나리오에 대해 제15기지에 자동으로 경고를 보냈다.

Following a three-day period of study, it was determined that the event was an isolated phenomenon to the webpage. SCP-5403 was then classified and issued its current containment procedures.
3일 동안의 연구를 통해, 그 사건은 웹페이지의 고립된 현상이라고 결론지었다. 그러고 SCP-5403은 분류되고 현재의 격리 절차가 발령되었다.

xX~A Bright Day~Xx

xX~눈부신 어느 날 ~Xx

on 08/17/1998, 3:27

A/N: Just a cute uke!Bright and seme!Clef thingy xD THIS IS SLASH (BOYXBOY!!!!) don't like DON'T read!!!! I do not own the scp foundation!!!! Plz don't sue meh >_<
A/N: 그냥 귀여운 클레프x브라이트를 좀 봐줘 xD 이 팬픽은 BL이야 (남자X남자라고!!!!) 싫어하면 읽지마!!!! SCP 재단은 내 작품이 아니야!!!! 재발 날 고소하지 마 >_<

Clef chuckled, looking deeply into Dr. Brights crimson-red orbs. "Whats wrong Jack?" He smirked.
클레프는 브라이트 박사의 진홍색 구체를 깊이 바라보며 싱긋 웃었다. "뭐가 문젠데 잭?" 그가 히죽거렸다.

"I-I dont know" The shorter stated in reply. "I-Ive just never felt this way about another boy before…" He blushed "Isnt Our love…… forbidden?"
"나-난 모르겠어" "나-난 이때까지 다른 남자애들한테서 이런 감정을 느낀 적이 없어…" 그는 얼굴을 붉혔다. "우리 사랑은…… 금단의 사랑이 아닐까?"
Clef smirked and chuckled. "Your mine Jack." He postitulated. And then he leaned in and their lips met, tongues battling for dominence.
클레프는 히죽거리곤 싱긋 웃었다. "넌 내꺼야 잭." 클레프는 단정지었다. 그러곤 클레프는 몸을 기울여 입술이 맞닿게 하였고, 혀는 지배하려 얽히며 서로 싸웠다.

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[관련없는 데이터 수정됨]

Note - Commentary:
If this is a prank, it's more sad than it is funny. And if it isn't, this is below my pay grade. - Dr. Clef
이게 장난이었으면, 웃기긴보단 더 슬펐겠지. 만약 아니라면, 이게 내 봉급률보다 못한거지. - 클레프 박사

Dr. Bright declined to comment, citing "less creepy things to worry about".
브라이트 박사는 "걱정하기엔 덜 소름끼친다"는 이유로 코멘트를 거부했다.

Image included with post, alt text "Laraske =(^.^)=".
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확대하려면 마우스를 대십시오.

xX~^.^ New Team!!!~Xx

xX~^.^ 새로운 팀!!!~Xx

on 08/20/1998, 11:38⁴
A brand new task force? O_o omgwtflolbbq
새로운 기통특무대라고? O_o 세상에나시발존나쩌네
COMMENCE THE SHIPPING!!!!!1! xDDDD maybe kami-sama will bless me with some fresh shipping meat
새로운 컾링을 맞이하라!!!!!1! xDDDD 아마 카미-사마께서 나를 축복하고자 새롭게 엮을 놈들을 보내주신걸꺼야
the leader lady looks super boring but i bet she and teh cute megane researcher are secretly in LUUUUURRRVVVV~~
여대장은 엄청 지루한 사람처럼 보이지만 그녀와 귀여운 메간 연구원은 틀림없이 남몰래 사아아라아아앙을 하고이써어어어~~
omg forbidden romance o_O *pushes them in the closet* NOW KISS!! xD
세상에나 금지된 로멘스라니 o_O *옷장 속으로 쑤셔넣기* 이제 둘이 키스해!! xD

Note - Commentary:
I'd like to have it on record that I'm not interested in men, including my coworker Researcher Harrison, who spent twenty minutes sweeping the room for cameras after we were cleared to leave. - Senior Researcher Laraskë, STF Chi-11 Command
Requesting that Dr. Nyota be transferred to STF Chi-11, to see how 5403 will react to a preexisting relationship. - Dr. Laraskë
Approved. - Site Director Jaeger
승인함. - 기지 감독관 예거

xX~Laraske X Harrison~Xx

xX~라라스케 X 헤리슨~Xx

on 08/21/1998, 2:12

They held hands today >w<;;;; so kawaiiii
오늘 둘 끼리 손잡았더라 >w<;;;; 너무 귀여어어어어

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[사진 검열됨]⁶

OK so they were just passing a floppy disk btween each other but stil UBER KAWAIII!!! I can dream
OK so they were just passing a floppy disk btween each other 하지만 아직도 졸라 귀엽다고!!!
their height difference is so CYOOT too i'm jelly xDDD i want him to sweep her off her feet liek a knight in shining armor!!! i hope therez a containment breach so he can keep her safe and shell fall in love with him for being a gentleman hehehehe
just hurry up and smooch already .3.

Note - Commentary:
It just completely ignored her. Not even a passing mention of my girlfriend joining and sitting next to me for the entire work day.
Maybe we need to start running tests on this thing. - Dr. Laraskë
우린 이에 대한 실험을 시작해볼 필요가 있습니다. - 라라스케 박사

Note 08/22/1998: Researcher Harrison was sent to work remotely from the rest of STF Chi-11 in his office in an effort to discern the scope of SCP-5403's surveillance.
노트 1998년 08월 22일: 해리슨 연구원은 SCP-5403의 감시 범위를 알아내기 위해 그의 사무실 안에서 다른 STF Chi-11 맴버들과

xX~Trouble in Paradise~Xx

xX~천국에 문제가 생겼네~Xx

on 08/22/1998, 10:24

Cute megane boy isn't with his waifu today!!!! S!MT!!OE!!!
귀여운 가 오늘 아내와 함께 있어주지 않았어!!!!
he'z in his office and he looks so sad and moe… maybe its cuz he got sick so she can make him soup (๑♡3♡๑)

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Anyway lemme post the cute laraske x harrison fic i wrote Even though they're far apart it can't stop the shipping!!!! u3u star crossed lovers O3O
A/N: this is an AU where they're married xD I know it's not canon yet but I can dream… and fanwank xDDD
A/N: 이건 결혼AU야 xD 난 이게 아직 공식이 아니란걸 알지만 망상은 할 수 있잖아… 그리고 팬아트도 말이야 xDDD

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Note - Commentary:
Note - Commentary:
This is fucking inane. - Dr. Laraskë
이건 존나 멍청한 짓거리야. - 라라스케 박사

xX~Ship SUNK!!!!!!!~Xx

on 08/23/1998, 6:58
That ugly BITCH anais didnt even make him soup or check up on him or ANYTHING!!! >:(((( needless 2 say this ship is OVER!!! --
저 못생긴 아니아스 새끼는 헤리슨에게 스프를 만들어 주지도, 보살펴주지도, 어떤 일도 해주지 않았어!!! >:(((( 말할 필요도 없네 이 컾링은 끝났어!!! --
it was never gonna be canon cuz she's boring anyways he's wayyyy too hot for her
그건 영원히 공식이 되지 못할거야 왜냐하면 그는 그녀에게 너어어어무 섹시해서 아깝거든
But i need to ship researcher Harrison with SOMEONE xD he's toooo cyoot!!!!
그래서 헤리슨 연구원을 다른 놈이랑 엮어야겠어 xD 존나 귀여운 앤데 아깝잖아!!!!
oh well yaoiz make everything better i bet he'd be cute with teh ex MTF guy he's a total seme >w<
뭐 어쨌든 BL은 모든 걸 더 좋게 만들어주잖아 난
MY SHIP SAILS AGAIN!!!! >:D
내 컾링은 다시 흥한다!!!! >:D

Note - Commentary:
So, Ethics said we can comment on these for "catharsis" or something. Said it'd help with the paranoia we're getting. Usually Dr. Laraskë does this, but it seems like it's obsessed with me now, and she didn't want to comment on this one.
//그래서, 윤리위원회 말로는 우리가

I think it'd help more if we just didn't have to log these at all. Get a crawler to do it or something. - Researcher Harrison
Denied. The information being dealt with here is too sensitive, and we're still in the preliminary stages of studying this anomaly. Make no mistake, this is an extremely dangerous situation, and it's best handled by experienced hands. - Site Director Jaeger

Image included with post, alt text "Uke!Harrison and Seme!Hoffman >w<".
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xX~Sugoi desu yaoiz~~~Xx

xX~존나 쩌는 내 BL컾을 봐~~~Xx

on 09/04/1998, 11:57
My new ship is getting along so well ^w^ They work together every day so kawaii~~ ^w^ So kawaii I can hardly stand it ^w^
내 새로운 컾링은 잘 되고 있는거 같네 ^w^ 둘이 맨날 같이 일하고 있던데 너무 귀여워~~ ^w^ 너무 귀여워서 서 있을 수가 없엉 ^w^
Dr harrison-chan even calls researcher hoffman-sama by his first name!! o_O omgomgomg It'z only a matter of time before teh yaoiz
해리슨-쨩은 가끔 호프만-상을 성으로 불러줘!! o_O 세상에나세상에나세상에나 그건
P.S.: When are they gonna figure out that SPC-████ is obviously just a [DATA EXPUNGED]
P.P.S.: dr laraske should GTFO my otp!!!!! >:((((
P.P.S.: 라라스케 박사는 내 최애컾에 신경쓰지 말고 꺼져!!! >:((((

Note: Following the most recent post, further testing of SCP-5403 has been ordered by Site Director Jaeger. STF Chi-11 is to attempt to communicate with it directly via the "guestbook" and log the results.

Date Content input Response Notes

09/04/1998 "Please inform on how you were able to discern the nature of SCP-████." None; submission was deleted. Dr. Laraskë suggested talking to it with its jargon, so I'll see if that changes anything. - Researcher Harrison

09/05/1998 "omgwtf how did u figure out wat ████ was x3" "It'z super easy IMO xDDD No spoilers but look closely!! :P" This is pointless. - Researcher Harrison

날짜 댓글 내용 답글 주석

09/04/1998 "Please inform on how you were able to discern the nature of SCP-████." None; submission was deleted. Dr. Laraskë suggested talking to it with its jargon, so I'll see if that changes anything. - Researcher Harrison

09/05/1998 "omgwtf how did u figure out wat ████ was x3" "It'z super easy IMO xDDD No spoilers but look closely!! :P" This is pointless. - Researcher Harrison

Date	Content input	Response	Notes
09/04/1998	"Please inform on how you were able to discern the nature of SCP-████."	None; submission was deleted.	Dr. Laraskë suggested talking to it with its jargon, so I'll see if that changes anything. - Researcher Harrison
09/05/1998	"omgwtf how did u figure out wat ████ was x3"	"It'z super easy IMO xDDD No spoilers but look closely!! :P"	This is pointless. - Researcher Harrison
날짜	댓글 내용	답글	주석
09/04/1998	"Please inform on how you were able to discern the nature of SCP-████."	None; submission was deleted.	Dr. Laraskë suggested talking to it with its jargon, so I'll see if that changes anything. - Researcher Harrison
09/05/1998	"omgwtf how did u figure out wat ████ was x3"	"It'z super easy IMO xDDD No spoilers but look closely!! :P"	This is pointless. - Researcher Harrison

xX~TROLLS GTFO >:(~Xx

xX~트롤들은 꺼져 >:(~Xx

on 09/06/1998, 7:23
Some annoying troll got into my guestbook >:/ Unless it was teh FBI or something then: GTFO!!!!!! I SAID I DON'T OWN THE SCP FOUNDATION!!!!! F OFF HOMOFOBES >:((((( YOU CAN'T GET RID OF YAOI
화가난 트롤 새끼가 내 게스트북에 들어왔어 >:/ 만약 FBI나 그런 놈들이면, 좀 꺼져!!!!! 내가 말했지 재단을 독점하지 말라고!!!!! 호모포비아는 꺼져 >:((((( 나한테서 BL을 뺐을 순 없어
ANYWAY… look how cute my OTP looks :3
어쨋거나… 내 최애컾이 얼마나 귀여운지 봐바 :3

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[사진 편집됨]

SO KAWAIII~~~ harrison is my kawaii baby (●♡∀♡) i wanna squish his cheeeeeksss >w< Butttt for now check out my new harrisonXhoffman fic~~ :333
존나 귀여워~~~ 헤리슨은 귀여운 내 애기야 (●♡∀♡) 해리슨 볼 깨물고 시퍼어어어어어어어 >w< 하아아지만 해리슨X호프만 팬픽부터 읽어봐아~~ :333
A/N: Yes I KNOW I forgot about researcher Hoffman's leg⁷ just pretend he grew it back because of an scp or something xDDD Actually that's my new headcanon x3
A/N: 맞다, 호프만 연구원의 다리에 대해 잊고 있었네⁸ 걍 scp나 다른 걸로 다시 길렀다고 해 xDDD 사실 그게 내 새로운 해드케논이야. x3

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A/N: I wanna push them into 3651 so they'll make out xDDD that would make such a smexy lemon!!!!
A/N: 난 얘네를 3651에 넣어버리고 싶어 그럼 얘넨

Note - Commentary:
Do I have to keep reading these? Can you please just put me back on transcribing interview logs or something? - Researcher Hoffman
이걸 계속 읽어야 할 필요가 있습니까? 그냥
I'm sending this, and the documentation for this thing, back to Ethics. Hoffman's been through enough, they shouldn't have to put up with this shit.// - Dr. Laraskë
Containment procedures have been updated. You'll receive a reassignment memo in a day or two. - Mallory Gleason, Ethics Committee

Addendum 5403-3: Recurring psychological evaluation of any STF Chi-11 members not requesting transfer was ordered after Ethics Committee evaluation.
부록 5403-3:

+ Interview Log 5403-1

- Access Granted

Interviewed: Senior Researcher Anaïs Laraskë
피면담자: 고위 연구원 아나이어스 라라스케

Interviewer: Head of Psychology Simon Glass
면담자: 수석 심리학자 사이먼 글라스

<Begin Log, 14:15:28 09/22/98>
<기록 시작, 14:15:28 09/22/98>

[Both are silent for approximately half a minute.]

Dr. Glass: …So—
글라스 박사: …그래서—

Dr. Laraskë: I'm not bailing.
라라스케 박사:

Dr. Glass: I wasn't going to ask if you were "bailing". How are you doing, Doctor?
글라스 박사: 자네가 "bailing"했는지 물은 적 없네만. 기분이 어떤가, 박사?

Dr. Laraskë: [Brief pause.] How do you think?
라라스케 박사: [잠시 멈춤.] 기분이 어떻냐고요?

[Silence.]
[정적.]

[Dr. Laraskë sighs.]
[라라스케 박사가 한숨을 쉼.]

Dr. Laraskë: I'm not going to lie to you. We're all pretty fucked up, Simon.
라라스케 박사: 박사님께 거짓말 하긴 싫네요. 우린 존나 좆됬어요. 사이먼.

Dr. Glass: I understand it's stressful, working with 5403.
글라스 박사: 이해하네, 5403이랑 일하는 건 스트레스 받는 일이지.

Dr. Laraskë: Is that what they're calling it now? Stressful?
라라스케 박사: 댁들은 그걸 그렇게 부르는건가요? 스트레스 받는 일이라고요?

[Silence.]
[정적.]

Dr. Laraskë: Look, I know from the outside it must look like the stupidest possible situation for researchers to be dropping out like flies, but… none of this shit is easy. None of us talk to each other anymore, but that doesn't make a damn difference to this thing. [Pause.] Nothing's sacred.

Dr. Glass: Could you… elaborate on what you mean by that?
글라스 박사: 네가…

Dr. Laraskë: Found one of the junior provisional researchers crying at their workstation for the second time last night, after that thing about 2678. He'd seen the video, heard the logs, apparently. Used to be assigned to it. Poor kid nearly lost his lunch seeing it again. I told him to take the rest of the day off.

Dr. Glass: That's kind of you.
글라스 박사: 그게 자네가 친절한 이유지.

Dr. Laraskë: [Scoffs.] It's humane, is what it is. That's how people are supposed to treat other human beings. [Pause.] Can I smoke in here?
라라스케 박사: [비웃음.] 인도적이라, 인도적이란게 대체 뭔데요. [침묵.] 여기서 담배 좀 펴도 될까요?

Dr. Glass: No. You seem to be very concerned about your team.
글라스 박사: 안되네. 자넨 자네 팀에 대해 무척 걱정하는 것 처럼 보이는데.

Dr. Laraskë: Shit. Well, we all found out A███████'s cheating on his wife the other night. 5403 posted all the juicy details. Like I said, nothing's sacred. We don't need to know all his personal shit, you know? Especially not written by a hyperactive—
라라스케 박사: 젠장. 어음, 저흰 지난 밤에 . 5403은 모든 매력적인 내용을 전부 올렸고요. 제가 말했듯, 성스러운건 아무것도 없습니다. 저흰 그의 좆같은 개인적인 사정을 전부 알 필요 없습니다, 네? 특히

Dr. Glass: I'm asking about you, Doctor. How this is affecting you. I know you care about your team, but…
글라스 박사: 난 자네에 대해 묻는걸쎄, 박사. 이게 자네에게 어떻게 영향을 미친겐가. 네 팀을 걱정한다는 건 안다네, 하지만…

[Silence.]
[정적.]

Dr. Laraskë: Like I said, Simon. How do you think? I'm at the epicenter of all this bullshit. I'm just keeping my head down, okay?
라라스케 박사: 제가 말했다시피, 사이먼. 어떻게 생각하시나요? 전 이 모든 좆같은 상황의 진원지에 제가 있다고 생각합니다. 저는 그저 머리를 숙이고 싶을 뿐이라고요, 알겠나요?

Dr. Glass: [Sighs.] You've been the head of Chi-11 for over a month now. You're well within your right to transfer out or take a break from the project if it's troubling you.
글라스 박사: [한숨.] 자넨 Chi-11의 리더로 한 달 이상 있었네. 만약 자네에게 문제가 생긴다면, 자넨 이직하거나 프로젝트에서 빠질 권리가 있네.

Dr. Laraskë: The thing is, I don't want to. Everyone here is—they've… they've been in the field at some point. Seen shit. Not that I haven't, but… I'm just straight out of MIT, holed up in Site-15 in my cushy little cubicle, you know?
라라스케 박사: 모두가 여기 있다고요.

Dr. Glass: Well, that isn't necessarily—
글라스 박사: 뭐, 그게 꼭 필요하진 않—

Dr. Laraskë: So I can put up with this stupid website taking pictures of me, and ignoring what I have with Dr. Nyota so it can pretend I hook up with every man I work with. I can live with it, because it's even worse for the people who've actually been through the shit 5403 thinks is funny, or sexy, or cute, or whatever. If I'm not around to understand how this thing operates, and to give it someone to obsess over, then they'll have to get someone else to do it.

[A chair scrapes audibly, and Dr. Laraskë sighs.]

Dr. Laraskë: And, Simon, this sucks. I'm not putting anyone else through this.
라라스케 박사: 그리고요, 사이먼. 이건 정말 좆같은 새끼에요. 전 그게 누구든 이 좆같은거에게 더 희생되지 않게 할거에요.

<End Log, 14:21:19 09/22/98>
<기록 종료, 14:21:19 09/22/98>

Closing Statement: Dr. Laraskë has stated the intent to remain at her leadership position in STF Chi-11 indefinitely. Psychological evaluations should continue as planned.

The following post was uploaded to SCP-5403 shortly after the evaluation concluded.

xX~HATECLUB~Xx

xX~안티클럽~Xx

on 09/22/1998, 2:35

UGHHHHH!!!! THAT UGLY BITCH LARASKE FUCKING RUINED MY OTP!!!!1!!
아아아아아아악!!!! 저 못생긴 라라스케 새끼가 내 최애컾을 망쳤어!!!!1!!

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[사진 편집됨][[footnote]] 사진은 라라스케 박사가 그녀의 집 침대에 누워있는 것으로 식별된다.

I HATE her so much she's such a stupid WHORE >:((((( all she does is get in the way of my ships!!!! I hope she gets trapped in her stupid office when an scp breaches containment and she DIES!1!!! or at least the foundation figures out that she's a slut who keeps getting in the way of my precious babies falling in love and GETS RID OF HER 4EVER!!!!! >:PPP
난 라라스케가 싫어 왜냐하면 걘 존나 멍청한 창녀니깐 >:((((( 라라스케는 내 컾링을 모두 망치고 있어!!!! 라라스케가 SCP 격리 실패 사태가 일어났을 때 멍청한 자기 사무실에 갇혀서 뒈졌으면 좋겠어!1!!! 아니면 최소한 재단이 내 소중한 애기들이 사랑에 빠지는 걸 방해하는게 그녀란걸 알아체고 영원히 그녀를 제거해버렸으면!!!!! >:PPP
PLZZZZ JUST KILL HER OFF ALREADY!!!! S!MT!!OE!!!
제에에에발 걍 걜 죽이라고!!!! S!MT!!OE!!!(제발! 좀! 꺼져!!!!(?)

Addendum 5403-4: On October 26, 2009, G███████, the hosting service for SCP-5403, was shut down permanently by its parent company. Archives of SCP-5403 do not retain its anomalous properties, and no new posts have been made. Public archives of SCP-5403 have been removed under the cover story of copyright infringement. SCP-5403 reclassified as Neutralized.
부록 5403-4: 2009년 10월 26일,

STF Chi-11 has been disbanded. SCP-5403's research team lead, Dr. Laraskë, has recused herself from continued observation of pages flagged by SCP-5403's former dedicated webcrawler. She has been granted an extended leave of absence.
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